While surfing YouTube instead of doing something more constructive (like downloading porn or finding CAWs for “Raw vs Smackdown 2007″), I came across what has to be one of the most important cases in the history of the Unit States legal system. That’s right, the ex-girlfriend of a nerd finally got fed up enough to take this slacker, World of Warcraft playing r-tard to court. Well, to Judge Judy’s court.

It seems the nerd in question borrowed money from her, didn’t pay rent and neglected to find gainful employment…well, unless you count mining for silver in the mountains of Dun Morogh to be gainful employment. So she kicked him out.

I’m not sure what is sadder, getting dumped by your girlfriend because you were addicted to an MMORPG or having everyone in the country hear about it on an episode of Judge Judy. And by “everyone in the country” I mean “everyone in trailer parks and Section 8 housing across the country.”

Check out a clip from the show below.

He was totally Pwned by the 150 year-old Legal Lich, Judge Judy — looking at her mummified body, I bet her court can be found on level 3 of Befallen in EverQuest.  It’s things like this that show you girls and nerds just don’t mix. At least Rosey Palms won’t sue you for rent money.

-NiftyMat, Professional Nerd
http://www.theniftynerd.com